Speidi: Double the Trouble.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are losers. They became famous thanks to the no-talent Mtv show The Hills, which is basically a show about spoiled alcoholic 23 year-olds partying their asses off in Hollywood. It's weekly 23 minutes are filled mostly with the spoiled snots making facial expressions based on who is hooking up with who, while alternative music plays in the background. Nobody has very deep conversations, probably because they aren't smart enough to speak about anything other than Grey Goose vodka and who Brody Jenner is sleeping with. Riveting.

Heidi and Spencer clearly were not satisfied with the amount of publicity they received from the show alone, which explains why they are always doing everything in their power to show up on tv and annoying the piss out of everyone forced to witness. If you are trying to avoid these two, just not watching their dumb show will not cut it. Both of them have put out singles and are trying to push their "singing" careers. Spencer actually tries to rap. I should actually be thanking him for giving me such a good laugh. It's like listening to the biggest douchebag in the universe have verbal diarrhea. Heidi also performed on the 2009 Miss Universe contest, singing her hit single "Body Language" which sucked even though she lip synced the entire thing. Her dancing was also laughable. Someone should break the news to them that they weren't meant for singing. Or acting. Or speaking at all.

After season five of The Hills ended last summer, they have been hard up for their fix of publicity. This is probably why 24 year-old Heidi underwent some nip and tuck, to get the paparazzi chasing after her. However she went a little too far. A few weeks ago Heidi got a nose job, a boob job, an eyebrow lift, fat injections in her lips, work on her back (this exists?), botox in her forehead and frown area, fat injections in her cheeks, chin reduction (whaaat??), liposuction on her neck, thighs, and waist, got her ears pinned back, and wait for it...wait for it.....a butt job. A butt job, people! What the fuck is wrong with this girl??? She actually got ass implants to get a bigger butt. I don't know who is to blame here; the media, Hollywood, Heidi, fame, or her creepy husband Spencer Pratt.

It is amusing to make fun of her for being such a psychopath but it's actually pretty sad that a perfectly healthy 24 year-old felt that she needed all of that work done. If this was an attempt to appear on magazine covers, she was successful. She was also successful in making the entire world think she is out of her fucking tree. She wasn't hideous before the surgery, but now she looks like Michael Jackson or Joan Rivers.

It's only a matter of time before Speidi makes their next big splash in the pool of Lameville. It's too bad they can't sit back and spend their money on normal things and enjoy the life they have "earned". They may annoy the shit out of us, but they are indeed maintaining the spotlight and are the topic of conversation for many magazines and media news stories. It's only a matter of time before they come out with something more outrageous than this. I wonder when Spencer is getting his ass augmentation.