(Photo thanks to freakingnews.com) Notice the absurd amount of puppies and that possible bottle of alcohol peeking out from her purse.
I think it's fair to start off with one of the least talented celebrities to have ever existed in the history of the world. I mean, how talented could a girl be that matches clothes with her Louis Vuitton sized dog? There are so many things to say about Miss Hilton; none of them being good. She is famous, but does anyone really know why?? As far as I know, Paris Hilton is most famous for being born to rich parents, making a sex tape, and for people wondering why she is famous. She really must be making her parents proud.
Paris Hilton first started showing up in the tabloids because of who she was, and who she was hanging out with at clubs. Most of these friends were other spoiled children with whom she attended ritzy boarding schools. In 1999, Paris got kicked out of The Canterbury Boarding School in New Milford, Connecticut, for "violating school rules". Shocking, right?! I would bet the amount she spends on ridiculously priced doggie clothes that it was for flashing her va-jay-jay to the boys' hockey team. That's hot. But don't worry, she got her GED.
She used this bragworthy education to make a movie in 2003. It sold millions of copies. However, it was a movie of her having sex with some dirtbag. Can anyone say "role model"???
Paris has also made headlines with her DUI in 2006. She eventually served something ridiculous like 8 hours in jail because her prissy ass would probably be attacked by beast women inmates who want to pound her ass like I do.
She's also made headlines for being with one of her famous friends while he publicly called Lindsay Lohan a fire crotch (ha..ha..ha...sorry, innappropriate.) Also, she got a lot of attention for "accidentally" flashing her no-no spot to the paparazzi not once, but about three million times. Classy, Paris.
The most laughable attempt of Paris's to cling onto her "fame", was the Mtv show,
Paris Hilton's My New BFF. WHO would want to be this chick's BFF? We also cannot forget about her "hit single" Stars Are Blind. Ummm...who let this girl sing? It's nothing short of terrible.
I have to stop blogging about this girl, I'm getting irritated. The point is,there is no good reason for Paris's fame. She has no purpose, and is utterly useless. Waste of space Hilton is taking up perfectly good oxygen that others could be breathing.
Paris, no one likes you. Anyone who does like you, sucks just as much as you do.
Paris Hilton needs to disappear in a cave so we can all forget that she exists. I loved the South Park episode where she has a whore off
ReplyDeletethat was definitely a funny one! then again, i think most episodes of south park are pretty hilarious
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