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Monday, April 26, 2010

Kate Gosselin: Fame Whore.


(Photo thanks to US Weekly)

Remember the nagging mother of eight from Jon & Kate Plus Eight? Who could forget that nails on the chalkboard voice and how ridiculously mistreated Jon was? Although it may be hard to recognize her these days with all of the makeovers she has undergone, she is still around. (Unfortunately). Kate Gosselin is a big fame whore monster and I wish people would stop giving her gigs.

She started off desperately trying to let the world know how hard she works as a mother of eight and how much she had to deal with from her husband. First of all, she used fertility treatments and basically asked to have a million kids after the first set of twins. Second, Jon was a nice guy when they were married, I mean how much can you expect from a guy who has eight kids at age 32?

Kate wants the world to revolve around her. She wanted everything her way, all the time. This is probably why she and Jon got a divorce.

Personally, I must admit I was suckered into this show about the family of ten. I will also admit I was slightly upset by their break-up. Even though I didn't love Kate before, nothing compares to how obnoxious she became post break-up. Immediately Kate turned on the waterfalls and was sniffling on camera at every opportunity that came to her. She tried very hard to play the victim after news that Jon had cheated surfaced. I don't blame Jon for "partying with college coeds" one bit, although the publicity it got was definitely unfortunate. I feel bad for the kids mostly.

What I don't feel bad for, however, is the giant fame whore monster named Kate Gosselin. She sucks. She is using her children to become even richer than she already is. In all of the interviews she cries about how she just wants to provide for her eight children. GIVE ME A BREAK. She has already made enough money to send Leah, Collin, Aiden, Alexis, Mady, Cara, Joel, and Hannah's great-grandchildren to Harvard. She is a dirty, lying, fake fame whore who is trying to get her sixteenth minute of fame.

Sorry, Kate, but you need to go home and take care of your thousands of children. Don't worry about Jon and his partying, or his insane wardrobe full of Ed Hardy t-shirts and matching pants. It doesn't matter. You made the decision to have all of those kids now send home your staff that raises them and do it yourself.

To make things worse, some asshole let her be a contestant on "Dancing with the Stars." I could have called it that she would blow as a dancer. She is too much of a control freak to be able to loosen up and dance. Thank god she didn't last long on the show. The only good thing that came out of her involvement on the show is that she was embarrassed as one of the judges stated that she looked like "a shopping cart being pushed around". Bahaha.

Take it, Kate. Get out of our faces.

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