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Saturday, May 1, 2010

Kevin Federline: Baby Daddy.

K-Fed is such a moron. He definitely shouldn't be famous, and the only reason he is famous is for fertilizing some eggs. He is the ex-boyfriend and baby daddy to Shar Jackson, an actress who was on the show Moesha, but really became famous when he went from being a back up dancer for Britney Spears, to the father of her two children. He is a male gold-digger. He impregnanted Miss Spears not once, but twice. That's like making the same mistake twice. (For Britney). Obviously if he had no problem scooting out on Shar, things may not be so different even if you are Britney Spears.

K-Fed also gave the rap world a try. He entered with guns blazin' and spittin to beats like in his single PopoZao. I'm not going to try to explain it. Just watch.

Ugggghhhhh, awful. I literally feel embarrassed for this jackass.

Conveniently for K-fed, Britney went all crazy bitch and shaved her hair off and attacked some paparazzi with an umbrella (NO BIG DEAL), so he looked like the normal parent when it came time for their break up. He ended up with custody of the kids, which is probably the first brag-worthy accomplishment of his sad, sad life.

These days, thankfully K-Fed has moved on from trying to rap and is clinging to the spotlight by appearing on Celebrity Fit Club. I'm just glad he knows he's fat now, so that I don't have to be the bearer of bad news. He went from a very fit dancer's body to a "i don't care that it's 10 a.m., I want a philly cheese steak and beer" body. Good thing he's trying to address that.

Good Luck, Kevin! I hope you lose so many LB's that you disappear all together. ;-)

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